It seems I was wrong; this blog will not be as inactive as I said it would be. I still have time to write in it after all. Today, I forgot to bring my textbook for an open-book test, and the teacher was ranting about it like I'd forgotten to bring her baby out of a burning building or something. Her eyes were as bleak and cold as eternal night, and her voices whispered with the promised violence of steel sliding out of a scabbard. With solemn gravity fit for the pronouncement of a criminal's imminent execution, she gravely told me I had to write a letter explaining why I didn't bring my book.
And the reason..? Why, I forgot. That's it. I'm wasting a whole piece of paper just to write that. Still, ours not to question why. One thing to note, anything signed off with 'Der Yoh' is written by him, whereas anything written by me lacks a signature, other than the default one. Enjoy your day, and may you have many tumble-dried towels awaiting you after each bath. You notice that tumble dried clothings and towels are delightfully warm and tend to smell of freshly-baked pastries?

yes, today sucked. well, for vern and i. yan ting i not sure. must be chioning his dark crusade. ftw?

vern got flu and left sch at 920. he so kind that he come to sch just to pass me thumb drive. hehe ^^. hmm. first 2 lessons maths, nth much. the other 2 was errrrrrrrrrrr.. phy. yes. we pissed pehja off. how wonderful. (i shall act ong jing the next sentence.) H3 S4RKS T0 TH3 c0R3 m4N! wtf? the recess bla bla chem - boring. assembly was the interesting part. there is this 12 year old girl from perth. GOD bless her. 12 yrs old and she sings like 20 yrs old. damn zai. and well. I KINDLY WISH VERN TO GET WELL SOON. (so can go back sch let me kajiao.) GOOD DAY! ^^

-der yoh.

vern pontang school today.

-Der yoh.

DER YOH IS HERE.

Yes yes, as you can see, DER YOH has officially stolen this blog. Vern is now dead to internet. I shall steal his book next. Will post next time about shit that happen in school. Goodbye for now.

-DER YOH.